Phua Chu Kang’s stupid sex education

found this stupid “sex education” converstion between Phua Chu Kang and Aloy, for those my fren from New Zealand who didnt know who is Phua Chu Kang.. Puah Chu Kang is the actor from Singaporean who always use Malaysian and singaporean broken english in a funny drama.. he is famous for his yellow boots and a mole on his face.

after my frens blog.. remind me of phua chu kang.. omg.. already more than 10 years ler.. Phua Chu Kang..~ he is just sooooooofunny~

i found some of his video clip~ hope you guy enjoy our malaysian and singaporean broken english lar…~ ^^

any way, there is the conversation~ ^^

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .................. you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? ******
lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"
also ah!!!

after you saw his video.. dont think that is his REAL LOOK~ lol~
this is just a stupid look which also is his symbol~ LOL

 

can you see his different? lol~ gosh.. i miss all his broken english which used to be one of my favourite drama in malaysian…